Little is known about Von Robinson and His Own Universe. Most of the information comes directly from The Propaganda Minister and the band has been unwilling to provide the names of those on their Entertainment Task Force. They are most elusive and mysterious…like superheroes, nighttime yard rodents, or elected officials. We are hoping to shed some light on their enigmatic presence. Given the tone of their mouthpiece, it could take subpoenas.
“If there’s a leak out of my administration, I want to know who it is,” The Propaganda Minister told reporters at an impromptu news conference during a fund-raising stop in Chicago, Illinois. “If the person has violated [my confidence], that person will be taken care of.”
For the time being, we proudly live up to the standard of journalistic integrity set by corporate media outlets. We enthusiastically reprint, word-for-word, the press briefings that are handed to us by The Office of The Propaganda Minister. To date, we have this:
“Pastry. The boys enjoy pastries. Are pies pastries? If not, then I would say this: 'they like pastry and pies.”
