Boys, it would be a grave error to underestimate your competition. Watch. Learn. PM
For aestheticians: focus on Travolta's violently sensuous dance moves. Don't be distracted by the inverted multi-crotch. For stage performers, my students: this illustrates what I've always said: your audience is genitalia. See your audience as one throbbing, sweaty multi-crotch; point at it; dance for it; connect with it...touch it. PM
It is exactly to the mental acuity so glamorously demonstrated here that we must appeal. Rise! Rise from even the shallowest depth and reach her on the surface where she semi-consciously floats. Know her; devour her; for to know her is to know another something that she doesn’t know. In that relationship, we feel the warmth of superiority—the Gods' finest liqueur—light our insides like a Christmas tree as we touch an angel’s wing. PM
Boys, while cosmetically beautiful and bringing loads of street cred to this “Jesus” competitor, this art fails on message: the brainwashed mind is the key. We have gone over that, haven't we? PM
Arnold: So strong. So right. Such a refined eye for art.
Milton Friedman: Thank you for your abstract classroom psuedo-science. Now we no longer even hear 80 year-old Americans talking about their pensions! Progress. We praise your cold logic and honor your only slightly colder corpse. No doubt you are up there somewhere trickling down upon us all. Trickle! PM
An example of Arnold’s, “individualism that is incompatible with socialism.” Parlay! Why, in socialist countries this kind of talent would never be rewarded. It’s criminal! Arnold serves up his lean hormone-rich cutlet of dignity to the gods of capital gains and you can do the same. Boys, parlay your big muscles into my big business. This is your destiny. PM
Not only "like a mountie," he was mounted. Certainly, that is ironic, no? PM
Revelation what? What is that book they reference? Note to self: From my cursory understanding here, this other-skinned immigrant sounds like a motivated drone we could enslave rather cheaply. Further research needed. PM
A DisneyCorp. exurb gated community? Oh, I'm a little boy again, learning from daddy! And daddy knows that everything must be controlled, and therefore everything is a logical extension of daddyCorp. Über alles, boys!
Homogenized in every way imaginable! So inflexibly master planned! Disney has spun highly refined white sugar into environmental cellophane to keep reality at bay and insiders sugar-glazed. DisneyCorp. speaks of so many fuzzy things that it absolutely is not! Such subterfuge! My fantasy has an earthly foothold. Fairy tales do come true. It can happen to you. PM
Please take this antiseptic and virtual tour of this Disneytown:
