Not-yet-released but certainly much anticipated!

Dear reader,
It's the tell-all story that only tells you truths! As metaphors! Mixed metaphors, just to help remove you from the literal trappings so as to point you toward the profound truth that Von knows and has lived.

"As truthful and honest as other books that have appeared on Oprah’s book club!"

NOT AVAILABLE IN BOOKSTORES!
NOT AVAILABLE ONLINE!

Here's The Secret (shhh) to acquiring this book to heal all wounds: Simply and constantly affirm that this book of truths is to be yours and the universal law of attraction will make it so. Everything is just so easy! Now, should the book not materialize before you, give thought to the fact that you have underachieved on a cosmic level. The universe never lets you down…so what’s your problem? Whatever it is, this book can help!

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Fans heroes and indifferentials!
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• You’ll get 30 free ourstage downloads. 
• We get $2 for every person who signs up through this link. 
• That $2 allows us to continue making music whilst offering our own free and fresh downloads to you on our site.

Furthermore, ourstage hasn’t bugged our inboxes with loads of crap. Win / win!
Act now!

Won’t you please help a Von Robinson and His Own Universe, today?

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