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Jostle It!

Jostle It!

$7.00

5 yet-to-be-smash hits on this, the debut EP. 
You can buy it many places but if you get it directly from the website we'll have it autographed before we send it out. That means we'll also take that damn shrink-wrap off, too.

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VR&HOU "Catch Us While We're Still Somewhat Humble Tour shirt

VR&HOU "Catch Us While We're Still Somewhat Humble Tour shirt

$15.00

100% fine jersey-cotton non-sweatshop tour t-s.
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The marketing department says you'll be smarter, hipper, happier, and your teeth will appear whiter when you wear your VR&HOU comfy-t. 
Slip into the confidence that says, "indeed there is an orange head on my chest!"

NOTE: The back of both the women's and men's shirts disclose that you are an Undisclosed Number: 

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VR&HOU "Catch Us While We're Still Somewhat Humble Tour shirt

VR&HOU "Catch Us While We're Still Somewhat Humble Tour shirt

$15.00

Male version of the tour shirt. Just as beneficial for you only this one is a manly heather blue with dark blue collar.

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Settle Down! [3:55]  lyrics
An American tale of leaving Disney's New York City in search of something more genuine.
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Polaroid lenses [4:55]  lyrics
A fashion-forward tale of fading love in a non-communicative relationship.
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Satellites and Totem Poles [3:44]  lyrics
It's based on a Vonnegut short story and the US political campaign process. Youthful idealism and visions of betterment enter, only to be co-opted and converted into energy to drive either self-serving political party.
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XXXtraordinary Rendition [4:07]  lyrics
A fantasy that imagines how a person who can justify treating others inhumanely (extraordinary rendition) to protect one's own might, in an uncharacteristic 4 minutes of introspection, attempt to define "love." Think the Cheney family.
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Briana [4:30]  lyrics
Candy-coated lovie goodness.
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Time to Think [5:05]  lyrics
Why would a person be willing to give up his own life to save the life of a stranger? This began as a Schopenhauer thought, then a Joseph Campbell story.
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